Oh. Oh, gosh, Is that cat “om nom nom”ing?

That cat is “OM NOM NOM”ing.

Oh gosh…

The Doctor gets mobbed - by the elderly! Including one “Minnie the Menace!”

XD

I could go out on a limb, compare this to…that one series…and say something about SMeyer’s obnoxious self insertion.

But I won’t. I’m too horrified and intrigued by this series. Prepackaged sexual fantasies!

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I’m a pretty sound sleeper; that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face.

Colbert at White House Dinner - See it here.

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I'm ready and willing to admit that I'm an incredibly corny person.

I’ve OD’ed on all things Footloose today. I blame Weight Training.

So wandering through the parking lot this afternoon

justamoment:

was a man. Which was strange. Because this here is an institution of higher education which caters to those with ovaries.

This man was shuffling along the snow drifts.

Wearing huge headphones.

And a Santa hat.

And matching plastic bags on this feet.

Don’t get me wrong. He had shoes on. Under his Walgreens bags.

And there was whistling.

I saw Jesus on a bike last spring. (Long brown hair, everywhere, riding a bike and wearing a white bathrobe and sandals). But I think you win.

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